Exodus is the alleged second book of Moses and the name was derived from the Hebrew ve-elleh shemoth, or shemoth, and the later Latin "Exodus" which means "going out."

Exodus 1:1-5 names the "children of Israel" (Jacob), which are also the names of the tribes of "Israel", Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Zebulun, Benjamin, Dan, Naphtali, Gad and Asher (and Joseph from Genesis 49:3-24).

Exodus 1:6-15 tells a tale of tale of the good fortune of the "children of Israel" until a new Pharaoh, who didn't know Joseph, arose and ordered that of all children born to the Hebrews, the sons be tossed in the river and every daughter be saved. Exodus 1:15-22.

Exodus 2:1-10 relates the story about the birth of a Hebrew child, whose mother hid him for three months and then was forced to put him in an ark of bulrushes and laid it in the flags by the river bed. His sister saw that he was rescued and obtained his mother to nurse him when he was rescued and adopted by the Pharaoh's daughter, who named him Moses, because she drew him from the water and raised Moses as an Egyptian prince. Nothing is ever again mentioned about Moses father, mother or sister.

Exodus 2:11-15 relates how Moses killed an Egyptian for hitting a Hebrew and fled from Egypt.

Exodus 2:16-22 relates how Moses stayed with REUEL the priest of Midian, who gave Moses, his daughter, Zipporah, who bore him a son called Gershom.

Exodus 2:23-25 tells of the death of the Pharaoh and how the cries and groans of the "children of Israel" was "heard' by "God" and "God remembered his covenant with Abraham, with Isaac and with Jacob. And God looked upon the children of Israel, and God had respect unto them." These scriptures give the THIRTIETH (30) AND THIRTY FIRST (31) EXAMPLES OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

CONTRADICTION OF EXODUS 3:1 NAMING JETHRO, THE PRIEST OF MIDIAN, AND MOSES' FATHER IN LAW, WITH EXODUS 2:16,18,21.

Exodus 3:1-6 tell how Moses turns aside to see the burning bush that isn't destroyed and the "lord God" picks Moses to lead the exodus.

Exodus 3:7 is the THIRTY SECOND (32) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 3:7-19 relates the instructions given by the "Lord God" to Moses to go to the Pharaoh and tell him to let the "children of Israel" go into the Wilderness to worship their "God." Moses is warned that the Pharaoh will refuse him.

Exodus 4:1-19 relates that the "Lord God" tries to convince Moses to be his messenger by turning a "rod" into a "snake" and back to a "rod" again. This i;s only the second reference to a snake, the first being Genesis 3:1,2,4,13,14. Moses was a most reluctant messenger for the "Lord God" whereupon the "Lord God's" anger "kindled against Moses" providing the THIRTY THIRD (33) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 4:20 "And Moses took his wife and his sons, and set them on an ass, and he returned to the land of Egypt; and Moses took the rod of God in his hand."

"SONS OF MOSES"? THIS IS MOST UNUSUAL BECAUSE THE ONLY "SON" OF MOSES THAT HAS BEEN MENTIONED WAS IN EXODUS 2:22 WHOSE NAME WAS GERSHOM!

EXODUS 4:21 STATES THAT THE "LORD GOD" WILL HARDEN THE HEART OF THE PHARAOH SO THAT THE "LORD GOD" CAN DO ALL OF THOSE WONDERS, WHICH IS THE TWENTY EIGHTH (28) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 4:22 states, "Thus saith the Lord, ISRAEL IS MY SON, EVEN MY FIRSTBORN". HOW COULD THIS BE WHEN IT TELLS US IN GENESIS 25:20-26 THAT TWINS, ESAU AND JACOB, WERE BORN TO REBEKAH AND ISAAC, AND GENESIS 32:28 TELLS US THAT JACOB WAS GIVEN THE NAME OF "ISRAEL" AND, AGAIN, JACOB WAS GIVEN THE NAME OF "ISRAEL" IN GENESIS 35:10. ******THERE IS NO MENTION OF THE "LORD GOD" IN ANY WAY HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CONCEPTION AND BIRTH OF JACOB, NOR IS THERE ANY MENTION OF A "VIRGIN" GIVING BIRTH TO JACOB******

Exodus 4:23 "And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me; and if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn." This explains why the "Lord God" claimed Jacob as his "firstborn" in order to lay the groundwork to destroy the firstborn of Pharaoh and all of the firstborn, human and animal, in the land of Egypt, whether they were INNOCENT OR OTHERWISE! IMAGINE A "LORD GOD" WHO WOULD STRETCH OR EMBROIDERY THE TRUTH IN ORDER TO JUSTIFY DESTROYING INNOCENT CREATURES OF HIS OWN CREATION. THAT IS THE ACTION OF A PARECH.

Exodus 5 reports what the Pharaoh allegedly said to Moses and Aaron when they conveyed the "Lord God's" message to the Pharaoh and ends with Moses accusing the "Lord God" of treating "this people" and for not delivering "thy people at all." Just another bunch of GONTSEH MEGILLAH!

Exodus 6:1 begins with the THIRTY FOURTH (34) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals) with the "Lord God" boasting to Moses about what he would do to the Pharaoh. The action of a shvitzer!

Exodus 6:2-4 repeats the alleged covenants made between the "Lord God" and Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and in Exodus 6:7 the "Lord God" makes a covenant with the "children of Israel" (Jacob) and promises to deliver these "people" out of Egypt. Further, the "Lord God" promises to bring the "children of Israel" to the land as an inheritance, which he ("Lord God") swore to give to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Exodus 6:3 says "And I appeared unto Abraham,unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, the name of God Almighty, but by my name JE-HO-VAH WAS I NOT KNOWN TO THEM. The name Jehovah comes from a mistranslation of the Hebrew YHVH.

Exodus 6:10-30 relates a whole litany of descendants of the various "sons of Israel".

Exodus 7:3,4 gives the THIRTY FIFTH (35) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). Exodus 7 is a narrative about the "miracles" that the "Lord God" visits on Egypt, after he has hardened the heart of the Pharaoh, which number the turning of a "rod" into a snake, and making the Nile river run blood, making the fish die and stink.

Exodus 8 relates other "miracles" of the "Lord God" with frogs, with lice and with flies, but the Pharaoh's heart was hardened by the "Lord God" and he would not let the "children of Israel" go.

Exodus 9 tells of the further plagues brought on ALL Egyptians, innocent of guilty, by the "Lord God", who hardened the heart of the Pharaoh. EXODUS 9 CONTAINS A CONTRADICTION. AT EXODUS 9:6 IT SAYS THAT THE "LORD GOD" CAUSED ALL OF THE CATTLE OF THE EGYPTIANS TO DIE, YET IN EXODUS 9:18-21 THE "LORD GOD" TELLS THE EGYPTIANS TO TAKE THEMSELVES AND THEIR CATTLE INTO THE HOUSES. The remainder of Exodus 9 tells of the hail and fire that the "Lord God" sent down, and yet the heart of the Pharaoh was hardened by the "Lord God."

Exodus 10;1 validates that the "Lord God" has hardened the Pharaoh's heart all along and provides the THIRTY SIXTH (36) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). The remainder of Exodus 10 tells the stories of a plague of locusts brought on by the "Lord God" and three days of darkness for all of Egypt (while the "children of Israel" had light), and, again, the "Lord God" hardened the heart of Pharaoh.

Exodus 11:1 provides a THIRTY SEVENTH (37) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 11:2 the "Lord God" instructs the "children of Israel" to "borrow" jewels of silver and gold (later it will be admitted that the "children of Israel" actually "spoiled" or plundered the Egyptians, almost all of whom were innocent). See Exodus 12:29,35,36.

Exodus 11:4,5 reveals how the "Lord God" tells Moses that he (the "Lord God") will go out into the midst of Egypt and kill all of the firstborn of both innocent Egyptians and animals in Egypt. This is the THIRTY EIGHTH (38) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 11:9 relates how the "Lord God" tells Moses that the Pharaoh still will not let the "children of Israel" go (because the "Lord God" has hardened his heart}, which allows "that my wonders may be multiplied in the land of Egypt." This provides the THIRTY NINTH (39) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 12:1-28 relates the tale of the origin of the Hebrew "PASSOVER". Exodus 12:29 relates that the "Lord God" passed over the houses of the "children of Israel" who had smeared the blood of a lamb on the doorframes of their houses and the "Lord God" made the pledge that wherever there was blood on the door frame that he, she, or it would "pass over" it and not let "the destroyer" to enter "to smite you"!

EXODUS 12:29 "AND IT CAME TO PASS, THAT AT MIDNIGHT THE LORD SMOTE THE FIRSTBORN IN THE LAND OF EGYPT, FROM THE FIRSTBORN OF PHARAOH THAT SAT ON THE THRONE UNTO THE FIRSTBORN OF THE CAPTIVE THAT WAS IN THE DUNGEON; AND ALL THE FIRST BORN OF CATTLE." This provides the FORTIETH (40) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Further, this is an example of the "Lord God's" indifference to the point as to whether the people he destroyed were innocent or guilty...the "LORD GOD" DESTROYED INNOCENT CHILDREN AND INNOCENT CATTLE...ALL IN THE NAME OF "HIS PEOPLE" A.K.A. "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" A.K.A. HEBREWS A.K.A. ALLEGED MODERN DAY "NEO-JEWS" WHO ARE PRIMARILY OSTENSIBLY WITHOUT HEBREW BLOOD (see The Thirteenth Tribe, Arthur Koestler, Random House, New York, NY, 1976, and The Ashkenazic Jews: A Slavo-Turkic People In Search Of A Jewish Identity, Paul Wexler, Slavica Publishers, Inc., Columbus, Ohio, 1993).

Exodus 12:30-34 tells of the Pharaoh's release of the "children of Israel" and their preparations to leave.

Exodus 12:35,36 tells of how the "people" ("children of Israel") "borrowed" jewels of silver and gold and raiment and such things as they required "And they spoiled the Egyptians." In other words, the "Israelites" ripped off the Egyptians, innocent or guilty, rich or poor, young or old, it made no difference, because the "Lord God" was allegedly on their side!

EXODUS 12:37 STATED "AND THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL JOURNEYED FROM RAMESES TO SUCCOTH ABOUT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND ON FOOT THAT WERE MEN, BESIDES CHILDREN." It is important to remember this figure "600,000 men"!

EXODUS 12:40,41 STATES "NOW THE SOJOURNING OF THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL, WHO DWELT IN EGYPT WAS FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY YEARS. AND IT CAME TO PASS AT THE END OF FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY YEARS, EVEN THE SELFSAME DAY IT CAME TO PASS, THAT ALL THE HOSTS OF THE LORD WENT OUT FROM THE LAND OF EGYPT." So we are given that it was 430 years that the Hebrews "sojourned" in Egypt.

EXODUS 13:1 BEGINS WITH THE FORTY FIRST (41) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). Exodus 13:4 gives us the origin of the month of ABIB.

Exodus 13:17 tells us that the "Lord God" did not take the "children of Israel" out of Egypt through the land of the Philistines "Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt." Then this is questioned by the very next scripture Exodus 13:18 "BUT GOD LED THE PEOPLE ABOUT, THROUGH THE WAY OF THE WILDERNESS OF THE RED SEA: AND THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL WENT UP HARNESSED OUT OF THE LAND OF EGYPT." "HARNESSED" MEANS ARMED, IN OTHER WORDS, THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" HAD AN ARMY OF 600,000 MEN (see Exodus 12:37), WHO WERE ARMED...why would the "children of Israel" be afraid of any "war" when they had 600,000 armed men??? Oy, paloy!! "And they took their journey from Succoth and encamped in Etham, in the edge of the wilderness." (Exodus 13:20).

Exodus 14:4 The "Lord God" hardens the heart of Pharaoh to pursue the "children of Israel" presenting the FORTY SECOND (42) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 14:17 states that the "Lord God" shall get "honour" upon Pharaoh and his soldiers by killing them, which gives the FORTY THIRD (43) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 14:27,28 describes how the "Lord God" used the sea to kill all of the Egyptians thus leading to the FORTY FOURTH (44) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 15:3 has Moses stating that the "Lord God" is a "man of war: the Lord is his name." Providing the FORTY FIFTH (45) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 15:6,7 tells that Moses further addresses the wrath of the "Lord God" and how it destroyed "the enemy" creating the FORTY SIXTH (46) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

EXODUS 15:11 "WHO IS LIKE UNTO THEE, O LORD, AMONG THE GODS?..." CERTAINLY, UP TO THIS TIME, THE HEBREWS BELIEVED IN MANY "GODS" AND NOT JUST THE "ONE GOD"!! Ai, Ai, Ai.!!!

Exodus 15:26 has the "Lord God" telling the "children of Israel" that if they will what is right, obey its, her, his commandments and keep her, his, its statutes that they will not be given the diseases that were inflicted on the Egyptians. AND THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" CAME TO ELAM.

Exodus 16:1-3 reveals just what a bunch of putzes the "children of Israel" were because "on the fifteenth day of the second month after their departing from Egypt...the whole congregation...murmured against Moses and Aaron. And the "children of Israel" said unto them, Would to God we had died by the hand of the Lord in the land of Egypt, when we sat by the flesh pots, an when we did eat bread to the full; for ye have brought us forth into this wilderness, to kill this whole assembly with hunger." THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" MOAN AND GROAN BECAUSE THEY WERE WORKED HARD IN EGYPT AND WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM THE HARD WORK AND WHEN THEY ARE TAKEN AWAY FROM THE HARD WORK, THEY COMPLAIN BECAUSE FOOD AND WATER ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY PROVIDED FOR THEM.

After the "Lord God" allegedly spoke to Moses (Exodus 16:4-7), then Moses told the complaining "children of Israel" that their murmurings were against the "Lord God" and not against Moses and Aaron and promised them meat and bread. Then the "Lord God" laid down the rules to eat the substance (manna) that He provided and some of the "children of Israel" disobeyed and the substance "bred worms and stank" and some of the "children of Israel" disobeyed the "Lord God" and to gather the manna (substance) and there was none, "And the Lord said unto Moses, How long reuse ye to keep my commandments and my laws?" (Exodus 16:28).

Exodus 16:35 "And the children of Israel did eat manna forty years, until they came to a land inhabited: they did eat manna, until they came unto the borders of the land of Canaan."

Exodus 17:2-7 speaks again of the complaining of the "children of Israel" for lack of water and murmured against Moses saying "Wherefore is this that thou hast brought up out of Egypt, to kill us and our children and our cattle with thirst?" After striking a rock and receiving water, Moses in Exodus 17:7 "called the name of the place Massah and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because THEY TEMPTED THE LORD, SAYING, IS THE LORD AMONG US OR NOT? THESE COMPLAINING, UNGRATEFUL, DEMANDING "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" WITH SUCH CHUTZPA ARE THE "CHOSEN PEOPLE" OF THE "LORD GOD"? FEH!!!

Exodus 17:16 provides the FORTY SEVENTH (47) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). It illustrates a vengeful "God"!

Exodus 18:1 begins with "When Jethro, the priest of Midian, Moses' father in law..." contradicts Exodus 2:18 which names Reuel, priest of Midian and Moses' father in law! DID THE "LORD GOD" CHANGE REUEL'S NAME? WHAT HAPPENED?

Exodus 18:11 "Now I know that the Lord is greater than all gods: for the thing wherein he dealt proudly he was above them." This remark, attributed to Jethro (Reuel) coincides with EXODUS 15:11 "WHO IS LIKE UNTO THEE, O LORD, AMONG THE GODS?..." CERTAINLY, UP TO THIS TIME, THE HEBREWS BELIEVED IN A PANTHEON OF "GODS" AND NOT JUST THE "ONE GOD"!! Ai, Ai, Ai.!!!

Exodus 18:13-27 gives the origin of the "judges" of the "children of Israel" as heads over the people, rulers of thousands, rulers of hundreds, rulers of fifties and rulers of tens."

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT IS CONTAINED IN EXODUS 19-34, BECAUSE IT IS HERE THAT THE "LORD GOD" ALLEGEDLY MAKES THE ISRAELITES (OF WHICH ONLY THE TRIBE OF JUDAH (JUDEANS) OR, ALLEGEDLY, TODAY'S "NEO-JEWS" (WHO HAVE LITTLE IF ANY ORIGINAL HEBREW BLOOD) WERE ONLY A TWELFTH PART OF THE ORIGINAL GROUP CALLED ISRAEL AND THOSE TRIBES OF THE "LORD GOD'S" ALLEGED "CHOSEN PEOPLE"!

"NOW THEREFORE, IF YE WILL OBEY MY VOICE INDEED, AND KEEP MY COVENANT, THEN YE SHALL BE A PECULIAR TREASURE UNTO ME ABOVE ALL PEOPLE: FOR ALL THE EARTH IS MINE: AND YE SHALL BE UNTO ME A KINGDOM OF PRIESTS, AND AN HOLY NATION. These are the words which thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel. And Moses came and called the elders of the people,and laid before their faces all these words which the Lord commanded him. AND ALL THE PEOPLE ANSWERED TOGETHER, AND SAID, ALL THAT THE LORD HATH SPOKEN WE WILL DO. AND MOSES RETURNED THE WORDS OF THE PEOPLE UNTO THE LORD. "

To summarize: "KEEP MY COVENANT, THEN YE SHALL BE A PECULIAR TREASURE UNTO ME ABOVE ALL PEOPLE, AND YE SHALL BE UNTO ME A KINGDOM OF PRIESTS, AND AN HOLY NATION!!! This is what the "Jews" of today cite as their basis for the claim that they are the "Lord God's" "CHOSEN PEOPLE."

WHAT ABOUT IT? DID THE PRESENT DAY "NEO-JEWS" BECOME A KINGDOM OF PRIESTS, AND AN HOLY NATION? NOT HARDLY, O-O-O-VAY!!! HOO, HA, HA!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

Exodus 20:7-17 contains The Ten Commandments, and the prevailing "Jewish" interpretation is given in The Torah, W. Gunther Plaut, ed., Union of American Hebrew Congregations, New York, 1981, which states:

Finally, in Exodus 20:5 is the FORTY EIGHTH (48) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals), and in Exodus 20-24 is the FORTY NINTH (49) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

THE JUDGMENTS

"Laws of Ur-Nammu, Sumerian, about 2100 B.C.E.

Laws of Lipit-Ishtar, Sumerian, about 1930 B.C.E.

Laws of Eshnunna, Akkadian, about 1900-1800 B.C.E.

Laws of Hammurabi, Akkadon, about 1750 B.C.E.

Laws of the Hittites, about 1400-1300 B.C.E.

Laws of the Assyrians, about 1100

The Judgments are delivered as to subject and each judgment deals with a truelife potential or possibility:

Exodus 21:2-6 deals with a Hebrew servant (later dubbed as "bonded").

Exodus 21:7-11 deals with maidservants.

Exodus 21:12-27 deals with the use of violence by men, which includes the "life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burning for burning, wound for wound and stripe for stripe." In other words, talion or capital punishment.

Exodus 21:28-36 deals with matters involving livestock and interactions of men with livestock.

Exodus 22:1-15 pertains to various acts of fraud or thievery.

Exodus 22:16,17 pertains to sexual conduct.

Exodus 22: 18 pertains to so-called witches and other terms of sorcery.

Exodus 22: 19 pertains to laying with animals or pederasty.

Exodus 22:20 pertains to sacrificing to other gods, and this is the FIFTIETH (50) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods or animals).

Exodus 22:21 is similar to Exodus 23:9 stating do not oppress a stranger.

Exodus 22:22,23 Do not afflict any widow or fatherless child.

Exodus 22:24 speaks to the WRATH OF HE, SHE, OR IT ("LORD GOD") AND HE, SHE, OR IT SHALL KILL WITH A SWORD, WHICH IS THE FIFTY FIRST (51) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods or animals).

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Exodus 23:1-33 Detail the further LAWS that were allegedly given by the "children of Israel". Exodus 23:22-24,27,28 portray the "Lord God" as being vengeful.

Exodus 24:3,7 "All the words which the Lord hath said we will do. All that the Lord hath said will we do, and be obedient." THUS, THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" SWORE TO DO WHAT THE "LORD GOD" HAD ORDERED AND TO BE OBEDIENT. OF COURSE THIS DID NOT PROVE TO BE THE CASE FOR THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" THEN, NOR THE "NEO-JEWS" OF TODAY! THEY FARPOSHKET!!!

Exodus 25, Exodus 26 and Exodus 27 contain supposedly the "Lord God's" instructions about making him, her, it a "sanctuary" so that the "Lord God" might dwell among the "children of Israel". With a universe to select from, the "Lord God" picks the frugal land of Palestine to dwell in? Ai, Ai, Ai, gevalt!!! One thing that is interesting is how the "Lord God" loves gold and silver and wants most things made of these "precious metals". Mishegoss!!!

Exodus 28 Herein the "Lord God" commands that Aaron and his sons will become the priests to minister unto the "Lord God". Then it describes the clothing and adornments to be made for Aaron and his sons.

Exodus 29 relates to the proper dress for Aaron and his sons and those of the priestly class forever. It also relates as to the sacrifice of animals to the "Lord God" and to burn portions of animals "for a sweet savour before the Lord". IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE "LORD GOD" IS A PYROMANIAC WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH...PERHAPS THAT IS WHY HE DESTROYED SODOM AND GOMORRAH WITH FIRE AND BURNED ALL OF THE INHABITANTS EXCEPT LOT, HIS WIFE AND HIS DAUGHTERS. EXODUS 29 CLOSES WITH THE FIFTY SECOND (52) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM (attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 30 tells the tale of the alter and the burning of incense every morning and the collection of a "half a shekel" to be used to support the service of the tabernacle. IT IS MOST INTERESTING THAT IN EXODUS 29 AND EXODUS 30 THERE ARE PROVISIONS MADE TO SUPPORT THE "LORD GOD'S" LEECHES, NAMELY, AARON AND HIS SONS AND ALL OF THE ENSUING RABBIS AND PRIESTS. Exodus 30 closes with the "Lord God's" instructions to make perfume and anyone making a similar perfume "shall be cut off from his people." PERHAPS IT WOULD BE WISE FOR THE "LORD GOD" TO CONSULT A RHINOLOGIST TO DETERMINE IF HE, SHE, IT HAS ANYTHING WRONG WITH HER, HIS, ITS SCHNOZZOLA!!!

Exodus 31 is redundant repetition of other previously told tales and presents the FIFTY THIRD (53) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). Exodus 31:15,16 has the "Lord God" demanding that the "children of Israel" observe the Sabbath. Exodus 31 closes with the "Lord God" giving Moses "two tables of testimony, tables of stone, written with the finger of God."

Exodus 32:7-10 provides the FIFTY FOURTH (54) AND FIFTY FIFTH (55) EXAMPLES OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). Exodus 32:1-6 relates how the "children of Israel" were guilty of the SECOND VIOLATION OF THE ALLEGED COVENANT BETWEEN THE "LORD GOD" AND THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL." Exodus 32:10 is an interesting reappearance of the old "I will make of thee a great nation" this time directed to Moses by the "Lord God" provided that Moses would "let me (the "Lord God") alone that my wrath may wax hot against them , and that I may consume them." Most interesting is Exodus 32:11-13 in which Moses tells the "Lord God" to "repent of this evil against thy people." And, in Exodus 32:14 "And the Lord repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people." Michegoss!!!! THE "LORD GOD" HAD EVIL THOUGHTS!!!! However, this provides the FIFTY FIFTH (55) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 32:15 tells us that Moses went down from the mountain with stone tablets written on both sides. Exodus 32:18,19 informs us that after Moses allegedly lectured the Lord God about losing his temper, Moses lost his temper and broke the stone tablets that the "Lord God" had allegedly inscribed.

Exodus 32:22 Aaron tells Moses that "the people (the "children of Israel"), that they are set on mischief." "GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE" SET ON MISCHIEF? Ai, Ai, Ai!!!! Certainly they have acted to cause the "Lord God's" wrath to wax hot and to cause Moses to lose his temper. WITH THE CONTINUAL VIOLATIONS BY THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" OF THE "LORD GOD'S" COMMANDMENTS, STATUTES AND LAWS, THEN WHY DIDN'T THE "LORD GOD" SAY OF THE ISRAELITES WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HUMANKIND AT THE TIME OF NOAH, i.e., "AND GOD SAY THAT THE WICKEDNESS OF MAN WAS GREAT IN THE EARTH, AND THAT EVERY IMAGINATION OF THE THOUGHTS OF HIS HEART WAS ONLY EVIL CONTINUALLY. AND IT REPENTED THE LORD THAT HE HAD MADE MAN ON EARTH, AND IT GRIEVED HIM AT HIS HEART. AND THE LORD SAID I WILL DESTROY MAN WHOM I HAVE CREATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH." Genesis 6:5-7. SINCE THE "LORD GOD" REPENTED, MOSES TOOK IT ON HIMSELF TO DISCIPLINE THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL".

Exodus 32:25-28 Moses called for those who were on the "Lord's" side and "all of the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him." Moses told them to go throughout the camp, from gate to gate, and "slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour." "...and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men." HOW MANY "SONS OF LEVI" COULD THERE HAVE BEEN??? LEVI WAS THE THIRD SON OF JACOB (ISRAEL). Genesis 29:34. EXODUS 6:16-19 "AND THESE ARE THE NAMES OF THE SONS OF LEVI ACCORDING TO THEIR GENERATIONS; GERSHON, AND KOHATH, AND MERARI: AND THE YEARS OF THE LIFE OF LEVI WERE AN HUNDRED THIRTY AND SEVEN YEARS. AND THE SONS OF GERSHON; LIBNI, AND SHIMI, ACCORDING TO THEIR FAMILIES. AND THE SONS OF KOHATH; AMRAM, AND IZHAR, AND HEBRON, AND UZZIEL: AND THE YEARS OF KOHATH WERE AN HUNDRED THIRTY AND THREE. AND THE SONS OF MERARI; MEHALI AND MUSHI: THESE ARE THE FAMILIES OF LEVI ACCORDING TO THEIR GENERATIONS." JOSEPH WAS THE LAST SON OF JACOB (ISRAEL). MOSES WAS OF THE HOUSE OF LEVI. Exodus 2:1-10, Exodus 6:20. NATURALLY, ALL OF THE SONS OF LEVI WOULD GATHER THEMSELVES UNTO HIM. BUT HOW MANY SONS OF LEVI WERE THERE? ACCORDING TO THE OLD TESTAMENT SCRIPTURES THERE WERE TWELVE NAMED!

NOBODY KNOWS BECAUSE THERE IS NO MENTION OF THE DESCENDANTS OF LEVI AS TO NUMBERS! "AND ALL OF THE SOULS THAT CAME OUT OF THE LOINS OF JACOB WERE SEVENTY SOULS; FOR JOSEPH WAS IN EGYPT ALREADY. Exodus 1:5. THAT WOULD ALLOW ABOUT TWELVE SOULS FOR EACH OF THE TWELVE SONS OF JACOB (ISRAEL). JOSEPH DIED AT THE AGE OF ONE HUNDRED AND TEN, AND HE WAS THE YOUNGEST. Genesis 50:26. AND JOSEPH DIED, AND ALL HIS BRETHREN, AND ALL THAT GENERATION. Exodus 1:6. THEREFORE, BEGINNING WITH SEVENTY AND WITH APPROXIMATELY A CENTURY (100 YEARS) "THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL (JACOB) JOURNEYED FROM RAMESES TO SUCCOTH, ABOUT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND ON FOOT THAT WERE MEN, BESIDES CHILDREN. Exodus 12:37. DIVIDING 600,000 BY 12 EQUALS 50,000 FOR DESCENDANTS FOR EACH OF THE TWELVE SONS OR ABOUT 500 PER YEAR FOR 100 YEARS.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THERE WERE 600,000 MEN IN THE CAMP (Exodus 12:37) WHEN MOSES CALLED FOR THOSE ON THE "LORD'S" SIDE AND THE SONS OF LEVI CAME UNTO HIM. 600,000 DIVIDED BY 12 = 50,000 WHO MIGHT BE DEEMED TO BE DESCENDANTS OF LEVI. FOLLOWING MOSES' INSTRUCTIONS, THESE 50,000 SET OUT TO KILL EVERY MAN IN THE CAMP FROM GATE TO GATE. Exodus 32:27. AND THE CHILDREN OF LEVI DID ACCORDING TO THE WORD OF MOSES; AND THERE FELL OF THE PEOPLE THAT DAY ABOUT THREE THOUSAND MEN. Exodus 32:28. OUT OF 550,000 MEN WITH 50,000 WIELDING SWORDS ONLY THREE THOUSAND FELL? FEH! SUCH A COCKAMAMMY STORY!!!!

"And the Lord said unto Moses, Whosoever hath sinned against me, him will blot out of my book. Therefore now go, lead the people unto the place of which I have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before thee: nevertheless in the day when I visit I will visit their sin upon them." Exodus 33,34. AFTER DESCRIBING THE SINS OF THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL" AGAINST THE "LORD GOD", THE "LORD GOD" PROMISES TO BLOT OUT THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST HIM, HER, IT. THEN TURNS AROUND AND REWARDS THE SINNERS (THE "CHILDREN OF ISRAEL". ONE CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THE "LORD GOD" IS FARPOTSHKET!

Exodus 32:35 provides the FIFTY SIXTH (56) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 33:1,2,11 provides the FIFTY SEVENTH (57) AND FIFTY EIGHTH (58) EXAMPLES OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals). EXODUS 33:11 STATES "AND THE LORD SPAKE UNTO MOSES FACE TO FACE AS A MAN SPEAKETH UNTO HIS FRIEND." HERE WE HAVE THE "LORD GOD" TALKING TO MOSES "FACE TO FACE" AND IN EXODUS 24:10,11 "THEY SAW THE GOD OF ISRAEL" AND LIVED, YET IN GENESIS 32:30 JACOB ALLEGEDLY SAID "I HAVE SEEN GOD FACE TO FACE, AND MY LIFE IS PRESERVED." FURTHER, IN EXODUS 19:21,22,24 ALLEGEDLY THE "LORD GOD" WARNS MOSES THAT THE PEOPLE AND THE PRIESTS ARE NOT TO "BREAK THROUGH TO COME UP UNTO THE LORD, LEST HE BREAK FORTH UPON THEM." FINALLY, EXODUS 33:20 STATES, "AND HE SAID, THOU CANST NOT SEE MY FACE: FOR THERE SHALL NO MAN SEE ME, AND LIVE." SUCH A MISHMOSH!!!! SCHLOCK!!!!

Exodus 33:22,23 provides the FIFTY NINTH (59) EXAMPLE OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 34:1-4 describes how the "Lord God" instructs Moses to make two stone tablets like the ones he destroyed and the "Lord God" would write on them as before.

Exodus 34:6,7 states, "AND THE LORD PASSED BEFORE HIM (MOSES) AND PROCLAIMED, THE LORD, THE LORD GOD, MERCIFUL AND GRACIOUS, LONGSUFFERING, AND ABUNDANT IN GOODNESS AND TRUTH. KEEPING MERCY FOR THOUSANDS, FORGIVING INIQUITY AND TRANSGRESSION AND SIN, AND THAT WILL BY NO MEANS CLEAR THE GUILTY; VISITING THE INIQUITY OF THE FATHERS UPON THE CHILDREN, UNTO THE THIRD AND FOURTH GENERATION. WITHIN THESE TWO SCRIPTURES IS A CONTRADICTION SO RADICAL THAT IT IS CHALOSHES...REVOLTING! HOW CAN THE "LORD GOD" BE ALL OF THE THINGS LISTED IN EXODUS 34:6, i.e., "MERCIFUL AND GRACIOUS, LONGSUFFERING, AND ABUNDANT IN GOODNESS AND TRUTH. KEEPING MERCY FOR THOUSANDS, FORGIVING INIQUITY AND TRANSGRESSION AND SIN" AND THEN ACT AGAINST INNOCENT CHILDREN BY "VISITING THE INIQUITY OF THE FATHERS UPON THE CHILDREN, UNTO THE THIRD AND FOURTH GENERATION"?

AND THEN TO CONTRAST THE MERCY AND FORGIVENESS AND GOODNESS AND TRUTH BY ORDERING MOSES TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST FIVE GROUPS OF PERSONS IN EXODUS 34 11-17!!! SUCH CHUTZPA!!!! FEH!!!!

Exodus 34:13,14 give the SIXTIETH (60) AND SIXTY FIRST (61) EXAMPLES OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM ((attributing human characteristics to gods and animals).

Exodus 34:29 states, "...when Moses cam down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand..." is in conflict with Exodus 34:1 "And the Lord said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I WILL WRITE UPON THESE TABLES THE WORDS THAT WERE IN THE FIRST TABLES, WHICH THOU BRAKEST." The authors of the Old Testament couldn't even keep their facts straight! Parech!!!

Exodus 35 to Exodus 40 is a tiresome, detailed description of the making of the "Tabernacle" which contained the "ark of the testimony". The "Tabernacle" was made using the materials contributed by the "children of Israel" at Moses request. The "ark of the testimony" was composed of two tablets of stone that were described as being "two tables of testimony in Moses' hand", which were placed in the "ark". Of course none of the described articles seem to have survived to this day, and we are asked to believe this intricately woven tale without question, which makes this matter OF einredenish!!!! EINREDENISH IS INTERPRETED TO MEAN "THE INCORRECT, FOOLISH, OR FANTASTIC THINGS PEOPLE TALK THEMSELVES INTO BELIEVING."